As Andy Rooney might say “Do you ever wonder why it cashiers ask you to sign for most credit card transactions? They never actually do anything with those slips of paper except file them somewhere, do they? It’s not like there’s an army of Martians comparing the signatures to anything on file somewhere. So why bother?”
Apparently, someone did has wondered and has apparently done some market research to see how absurd his signatures could be before anyone raised a concern. Disclosure: I did not vet this to see if it is for real, but I can tell you that I totally buy that someone could absolutely do what this guy did. Plus, it’s laugh out loud funny. Yes, Zeus has shopped at Trader Joe’s.
Enjoy The Credit Card Prank.