Apparently, somewhere in the middle of the thousands of pages of health care reform is a new tax on using tanning salons.
You: Do you use tanning salons?
You: We clearly haven’t met in person. Imagine something rather white, like a blank sheet of printer paper or an albino.
You: Got it.
I’m slightly whiter.
You: Wow. Really?
Almost, it’s the beginning of April in New Hampshire. “Laying out” hasn’t happened in a while and let’s just say I’m not a big fan of the salons. Still, this tan tax will affect a lot of people including, I am told the cast of Jersey Shore.
You: You watch that show?
You: Then how do you know they’re so tan?
Well, Emily at CreditCards.com told me. How did you know?
You: I don’t want to talk about it.
Enjoy – and stay pale.
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